if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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