I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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