She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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