I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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