Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Is it penis luge time yet?
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
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