he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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