Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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