I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
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