it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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