He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
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