She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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