She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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