you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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