I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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