oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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