im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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