Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
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