You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Randomize