But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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