His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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