Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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