For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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