2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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