were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Randomize
