I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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