we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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