I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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