You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
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