i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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