we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
