i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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