im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
How does it feel to date your dad?
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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