she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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