I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
he puts the penis in happiness.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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