talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Randomize
