the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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