Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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