Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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