If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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