I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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