About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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