How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
I'm having to shit out rocks
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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