All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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