is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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