I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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