So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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