why didn't you poke me back
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
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