Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
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Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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