Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Randomize
