She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
