STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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