If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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