What a fucking waste of an outfit
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I think I sprained my soul last night
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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